danicabbcaddict:

Sweet christ you are the most adorable fucking thing ever Sir Jackass.

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protowilson:

sexanddatensincity:

kissmyasajj:

sizvideos:

Human Transformer - Video

SHUT UP

In all honesty, even I would act like a child.

OK that’s legit incredible.





bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”









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@M1Jarvis: Apparently @Real_Liam_Payne is out of shape. Incorrect, he’s a machine! @1MuscleMachine @TRXtraining @jacoclothing

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: Apparently @Real_Liam_Payne is out of shape. Incorrect, he’s a machine! @1MuscleMachine @TRXtraining @jacoclothing
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smaugchiefestofcalamities:

duragdaddy:

flvcoshvlom:

ellecareyart:

2brwngrls:

simplysupreme:

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HERE FOR THIS

young.black.educated.confident. i don’t see a thug here. at all.

"I’m better at life than you."

yessssssss woo

This post. I like it. Another.









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gohn-jegbert:

have you ever had that moment where you see police officers and try not to look suspicious even though you didnt do anything and you end up looking like you just murdered ten people