goddamnitjosh71:

cigarettesandguitarstrings:

kanyewesticle:

mynationaltreasure:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

smilingemoticon:

kanyewesticle:

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

image

oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

This is the post that killed me

imageThis is the post that killed him.

That’s whit at its finest.





framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me





aeroknight:

someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked

Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
H2O

some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.

# perf




luxiyo:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

life hack: melt your fucking keyboard

luxiyo:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

life hack: melt your fucking keyboard









hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

# perf




8bit-anarchy:

roundworms:

how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me

COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM









i-dont-like-pancakes:

ohsusannuh:

a-void-reality:

I am Squidward Tentacles on so many levels.

He’s Squidward, you’re Squidward, I’m Squidward! We’re all squidward!

wow, i used to think squidward was such a negative asshole. But, he’s me. He is my spirit animal.

# perf




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